EQ2 translates Jack Handy

-"If you ever fall off the Griff Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like you died and people will try to PK you because, hey, free PK." (Then kick their arse)

--If a newb asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "Lucan is crying." And if he asks why Lucan is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

---We used to laugh at Hwal Rucksif when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in Qeynos.

LOL! Sorry I'm just fooling around and had nothing better to write today so I hope you get a slight kick out of these.