EQII Translates Jack Handy: 2

- If you saw two gnolls named Hambone and Flippy Darkpaw, which one would you think liked Freeportians the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

-- Whether they find life there or not, I think Luclin should be called an enemy planet.

--- Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you. Damn Qeynosian.

----I think one way the Guards could have more money to thief, would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used 2+ uber sword of pwning.


As always I like to fool around with what's funny and make it unfunny. Enjoy